Saturday, October 30, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Like seriously...
From: EnlargeYourSnake (OkleNlKDj@lkEbdfE.com)
Sent: October 26, 2010 2:56:56 AM
To: adogwoman@hotmail.com
Impress Your Partner with Your Huge Package!
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I'm not a man, and I don't own a snake. If I owned a snake I'd feed it cats to enlarge it...
Sent: October 26, 2010 2:56:56 AM
To: adogwoman@hotmail.com
Impress Your Partner with Your Huge Package!
***
I'm not a man, and I don't own a snake. If I owned a snake I'd feed it cats to enlarge it...
Friday, October 22, 2010
The Great Pumpkin
So I have a bit of a great pumpkin obsession at the moment. It's a new affective disorder I'm creating - seasonal pumpkinitis ocd. So you'll have to bear with me while I wax eloquent temporarily about orange squash.
If I had any inclination at all to bake, I might try these brownie pumpkins on a stick, cuz they're just so pretty & seasonal. But I don't. I might however, melt up some white chocolate and dip apples tonite, with some growers apple cider for inspiration and to round out the evening.
Also found this great outdoor display that I'm going to try and put together this weekend while all the boys in my fam are away. You hollow the pumpkin in the regular way, but the part that excites me is using the power drill to make the holes. I'm imagining the 'pop'. Something about that... The whole thing is lit up with christmas lights for a safe display.
When I was a kid, my dad had this treasured little 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil' monkey statue. This quirky display brought back the memory.
And for the religious among us, who want to celebrate with seasonal 'statement' flair, the Jesus pumpkin. (not on my front deck this year!)
Happy Harvest!
If I had any inclination at all to bake, I might try these brownie pumpkins on a stick, cuz they're just so pretty & seasonal. But I don't. I might however, melt up some white chocolate and dip apples tonite, with some growers apple cider for inspiration and to round out the evening.
Also found this great outdoor display that I'm going to try and put together this weekend while all the boys in my fam are away. You hollow the pumpkin in the regular way, but the part that excites me is using the power drill to make the holes. I'm imagining the 'pop'. Something about that... The whole thing is lit up with christmas lights for a safe display.
When I was a kid, my dad had this treasured little 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil' monkey statue. This quirky display brought back the memory.
And for the religious among us, who want to celebrate with seasonal 'statement' flair, the Jesus pumpkin. (not on my front deck this year!)
Happy Harvest!
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
I Have a Dream...
This is in Paris, and I'm going to do it under my back deck - but it's a start... .
Finding Inner Peace
I'm passing this on to you cuz it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use a little more calm in our lives.
I read this morning that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.
Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.
Plaese pash dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.
I read this morning that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.
Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.
Plaese pash dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.
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