Saturday, September 5, 2009

from Ellen...

Woman's Annual Exam

'Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.

'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is
180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 7,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was
tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.'

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