I'm not sure what happened today. I was taking down the christmas tree and ended up putting up 2 more... Balls & all.

Speaking of which, here's a seasonal excerpt from Shit My Dad Says to ring in the New Year:

"No thanks. I don't need a party to celebrate New Year's. All I need is a bottle of bourbon and a t-shirt that hangs down past my balls."

Yup, me too.
Happy New Year!