I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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You are nothing like Opal. You don’t act or look like her. Bottom line… You have nothing in common with Opal except for the well know fact that older people like to let them rip and public. They just don’t care.
Whoops…. This blog entry proves you don’t either. You never have. Since you were a little kid you have always let them rip in public.
This just begs the question. When will you poop in public? Will that happen at 60, 70, 80, 90, 100 or ? Again you old fart… Happy Birthday. It’s only a number. What do you care? You always sucked at math and hated numbers.
R.
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