Wednesday, March 17, 2010

I'm Trying This New Diet...

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea
1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer.)

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Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

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I got this in my email today. It said 'Forward to 10 friends. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.'

That's why I had to post this. I didn't want to risk it.